Table of Contents

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The Premise 


Part 2
Chapter 6 – Thirsty For Knowledge (And Potable Water) 
Chapter 8 – Psychlo Economics 101 
           
Part 3
Chapter 6 – Terl’s Big Day 
  
Part 4
           
Part 5
           

Part 6


Part 7
           
Part 8

Part 9
           
Part 10
           
Part 11
           
Part 12
           
Part 13
           
Part 14
             
Part 15
           
Part 16
           
Part 17
           
Part 18
           
Part 19

Part 20

Part 21
Chapter 6 - She Was Doing Well Until She Tried to Think
Chapter 7 - Some Kind of Force Field


Part 22
Chapter 1 - Invasion (of Failure)
Chapter 2 - Nice Hat
Chapter 3 - Earmuffs Save the Day
Chapter 4 - Ironically, There are Chinese Refugees in Tibet
Chapter 5 - Scotland Takes Over the World


Part 23
Chapter 1 -Schrödinger's Tank
Chapter 2 - Hitlerpoleon?  Napler?
Chapter 3 - Minefields in Space are Stupid 
Chapter 4 - War Economics 
Chapter 5 - And Ker Keeps Borrowing My Stapler
Chapter 6 - Logic Bombs
Chapter 7 - Not So Much a Dogfight as a Joust
Chapter 8 - I Wonder What the xkcd Guy Would Make of This One 
Chapter 9 - The End of the Middle But Not Quite the Beginning of the End Yet


Part 24
Chapter 1 - Here We Go Again 
Chapter 2 - Is it him?  No.  Or is it?  Maybe it is. 
Chapter 3 - And All Was Laid Unto Burnination
Chapter 4 - The Final Countdown 
Chapter 5 - L. Ron Hubbard vs Journalists
Chapter 6 - Where's the Kaboom?  There was Supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom! 


Part 25
Chapter 1 - This Time Will Be Different! 
Chapter 2 - Back in Africa 
Chapter 3 -  Not So Much a Siege as an Annoyance
Chapter 4 - Vengeance for Unnamed Swiss Guy
Chapter 5 - I Suppose This is the Turning Point 


Part 26
Chapter 1 - 834 Pages In, a Breakdown of Teleportation Rules
Chapter 2 - Pitch Black, Cavernous Plot Holes 
Chapter 3 - Dam 
Chapter 4 - Enter: Blan Jetso! 
Chapter 5 - Jonnie Takes a Bath, Learns Some Manners 
Chapter 6 - Jonnie Gets a Haircut, Gets Dressed, and is Told a Story 
Chapter 7 - Sir Robert is Not a Diplomat 


Part 27
Chapter 1 - Let's Talk Pirates
Chapter 2 - Further Accusations of Piracy 
Chapter 3 - A Duplicitous Diplomat 
Chapter 4 - Astronomy Lesson 
Chapter 5 - Tolneps Need Those Hannibal Lecter Masks 
Chapter 6 - In Case You Were Wondering How the Wider War Was Going
Chapter 7 - OM NOM NOM 
Chapter 8 - So Much For the Tolneps 
Chapter 9 - Yes, He Can Blow Up Worlds AND Fly a Plane 
Chapter 10 - The Punchline 


Part 28
Chapter 1- Jonnie Accidentally the Psychlo Empire
Chapter 2 - Planning a Future Conversation 
Chapter 3 - Feeding Frenzy 
Chapter 4 - Introducing the Selachee, and Further Psychlo History 
Chapter 5 - Strictly Business 
Chapter 6 - Do Not Store Coal in Doorways 


Part 29
Chapter 1 - The Worst Two Days
Chapter 2 - The Day After The Worst Two Days 
Chapter 3 - What Is It Good For? 
Chapter 4 - Two Characters Change Locations 
Chapter 5 - The Treaty of Kariba 
Chapter 6 - Jonnie Finds His Bankers 
Chapter 7 - That Nutter Keynes 


Part 30
Chapter 1 - The Battle of the Banks
Chapter 2 - Bet Those Psychlos Feel Pretty Stupid Now 
Chapter 3 - Pax Jonnie
Chapter 4 - To All Races Except the Psychlos, Anyway  
Chapter 5 - Because Nobody Likes Low-Income Heroes 


Part 31 
Chapter 1 - Now We're in Luxembourg
Chapter 2 - Jonnie's Palace 
Chapter 3 - That's Enough Luxembourg, Let's Go Back to Africa
Chapter 4 - Now We Laugh at the French  
Chapter 5 - Fearsome Psychlo Corpses
Chapter 6 - Pattie Goes Where She Wants
Chapter 7 - I Think It's a Reference to "Psychiatrist"  
Chapter 8 - Chirk Doesn't Wake Up 
Chapter 9 - Chirk Wakes Up


Part 32
Chapter 1 - Roll Where?  
Chapter 2 - Dental Plan 
Chapter 3 - Talking About Math 
Chapter 4 - Even More Psychlo History 
Chapter 5 - It's Possible to Like Mining Too Much 
Chapter 6 - Are We Done Yet?
Chapter 7 - No Hard Feelings About the Genocide  

Epilogue 
All Good Things Come to an End.  Also, Battlefield Earth is Over.
  
It's Not Over Yet

Rambling, Amateur Literary Analysis
The Problems With Terl, and Other Villains
The Problems With Jonnie
The Problems With Psychlos
The Problems With Structure
Battlefield Earth and Scientology
The Film of the Book
Ways to Salvage Battlefield Earth 

Closing the Book